The Day When I Lost My Shoes...

Nahi- nahi doston ye saaliyo k jootey churaney waley sukh ka vivran nahi.


Actually, it is that very day when I was coming back from office and was wandering and looking at various options available that are suitable for both my stomach and pocket. I applied breaks at a temple near square of one of my favorite God, Gannu Bhai. Dear Ganesji!!!


I went inside took prasad and when I returned I didn’t find my Nike Shoes (No, this is not the feeling of Showoff. Now why I am saying this is because of a new blog lined up named as "50 Shades of Feelings"). Anyways with my mouth opened and heart pumping at full pace I searched them everywhere but didn't find them. I try to find them as much as I can't but was not successful. I turn of my bike's ignition and return back to home acquiesce. I wish if you could have shoes like this:


  Sorry i don't have any pic of my shoe to  upload. For the whole full night, all in my  dreams were my shoes. Well, this is one of those very  things which usually have  happened to  most of you. Here I am writing  some of the  very common things which occurred  after this incident.Here some are:

1. The unknown helper: The very first person you meet after this incident, someone who asks you what are you looking for and then will try to help you or will give you some kind of gyaan about what necessary steps you should take before coming to a temple.


2. Society Guard: Arey Saheb! Where are your shoes?  Are you fasting? Never wear good footwears while going to the temple. .


3. Mom: Whaaaaaat. Which shoes? Ohhhhh. Don't get upset. Shani ka daan chala gaya samjhlo. By the way how much were they for? You just returned from the office kya? Ohh my baby. Have you had your dinner? What. Eat something healthy. This weather is very susceptible. You     have blanket I guess. Eat some fruits as well. Don't get upset. Do you also have to go tomorrow? Sleep well. Take Care.


4. Dad : Hmmmm. Okay. Happens. Do you need some money? Should I transfer? You have my used ID and password, take it from there.


5. Younger Brother : Sala manhoos. Don't worry bhai. You take mine. No probs. Happens.


6. Girlfriend: Kyaaaaaa??? Awwwwwwww. Chalo, leave it yaar. You wear size no. 10. Let me search something good for you online. Don't worry Be happy.


7. Room mate :Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha.  Which one, ohh the Nike one. Hahahaha. I told yaa, you've never allowed me to wear once. Hahahahhahahahahahaha.


8. Another room mate : When? Which temple? Hmmm. It is good. Happened to me twice.


9. Best Friend : hehehehe. Saley! You haven't given me the party of buying them naa isliye. Aur Showoff Kar!!! (Pay some respect and serve something to the Deity of Greed) Ultimately mujhe party de bey kamine!!!


10. Another good friend : Awwwwww. Hmmmm. Happens. Lets talk something else.


11. Miser Friend: See that is only reason I told you to wear cheap stuff. Look at my shoes, I am wearing this from last 5 years and they are going well. These brands only market and advertise well and befool you guys.


12. Good friend's room mate : Ohh. Have he seen properly. Just go again to that place and ask people.


13. Office Friend : Go to Bund Garden Chor Bazar. You will find your own shoes in 500 Rs. You can trust me on this.


14. An Atheist friend : Dude, that is why I say you don't need to go to the temples. If God really exists then it wouldn't have happened to you. You have went there with full faith then why did it happened to you.


15. An Overdramatic and Over-expressive friend : Ohh the one you were wearing yesterday. Condolence five dude.


16. Finally Me : (Kya bewakoofi laga rakhi hai yaar). I am not buying any new shoes. It is month end will plan after 3-4 months.


Ending this blog on this final note. If you liked it please start collecting 100 Rs and donate it to me so that I can buy new shoes. I am planning to buy a new pair like this.