Friday, 24 January 2014

50 Shades of Feelings

    Hey Friends,

    I am dedicating this blog to a very effervescent and dear friend of mine who is also my homonym "Vaibhav "  to suggest this beautiful topic.

    It is said it is very complex to understand feelings. Here I am not trying to understand or preach about feelings. 50 shades of feelings is actually the collection of those feelings which most of us have felt in our lifetime.

    1.       Feeling of Happiness  : I guess one of the most amazing and beautiful feeling. This is one of those thing which even if you don't want to share it is so evocative that it is clearly visible  from your face, from your actions and from a beautiful and continuous smile on your face. Yes the one you got just now.

    2.       Feeling of Gratitude : Ahhh! The feeling which I was dying to write about. I really have a beautiful example of this feeling. I guess most of us remember the date 16 November 2013. Give it a little stress on your mind.

    Got it?

    Okay it is the day when the "LEGEND" wait for it "DARY" batsman retired(You will get it if u follow “Barney Stinson”). Yes, you got it right, the day when the Great Sachin Tendulkar retired from the game of Cricket. Most of us remember his speech, and also after his speech he went to the Cricket Pitch and touched it with both of his hands. This is what gratitude is. This is what Sanskars are. (No, I beg of you kindly don't relate it to Alok Nath's Sanskars) this is what we Indians believe in and I am proud of it. The one thing which gave him everything he respected that. Unlike English Cricketers who invented this game and  peed on the very pitch after winning the Ashes Series last year.

    3.       Feeling of Bitchy : John Gray (Apne "Man are from Mars and Woman are from Venus" Wale Kehte hai) A woman has every right to be bitchy. Gone are the days when only woman used to bitch. I guess everyone specially Man are very bitchy these days. The tremendous growth in Smart Phones and Whatsapp had made even man bitchy and everyone should. It atleast  reduces your friction of frustration.

    4.       Feeling of Exaggeration : A feeling which keeps motivating people to exaggerate things either happen to them or to their surroundings in other words it also motivates people to keep on speaking like I happened to watch the movie "The Wolf of the Wall Street" and such is DiCaprio's greatness that he can take an average film and marinates it with histrionics, garnish it with need and perfect dialogue delivery and screen presence and serve it to you as a bliss delicacy.  (Bhaisaab aap convince hue ki main aur bolu?)

    5.       Feeling of Lust: Yes, a kind of feeling... Okay, I am not writing on this. I think we got it.

    6.       Feeling of Patriotism: Seriously, saying  I see this feeling only when India is playing (especially cricket) and we are about to win the game and suddenly someone says anything against our players. (talwarein khich jaati hai By God). Yes, there were some good performances by AAP supporters as well.

    7.       Feeling of Victimized: (Why this happens to me or Why on Earth it is always me GOD) You wake up late, there is no water neither for bath neither to drink, maid cannot cook so you to eat out, you go to the dressing table to take a bath from deodorant and you find out it is also finished. You clean your face through wet tissues, wear your formals and didn't find socks and handkerchief. You move out and in a hurry you break the signal. There were some 10 others but only you got caught. Parking in basement is full and guess what your boss comes before you. (feeling of totally manhoos day naa!!!).

    8.       Feeling of Agony: The feeling which makes you suffer mentally sometimes physical too. It’s the feeling which makes your mind struggle.

    9.       Feeling of Comfortably Numb: This is the feeling which separates you from all other feelings. Something good or intense which keeps you in this feeling for a long time.  (Daruyo main ye feeling kaafi paayi jaati hai. Sorry brothers if I hurt the feeling.) :P

    10.   Feeling of Comfortably Dumb: A kind of feeling which occurs when you want to say something or a lot but you unable to do so . Sitting infront of a girl you like the most. She is travelling alone in the bus, sitting just next to you. BUTTTTTTTTTT and our friends are like (Abey saaley “Bol de Pyaar hai, khamosh kyu hai khada, hum agar hote to bol diya hota.”)

    11.   Feeling of Temper:( Saaley Beep.. Beep… beep teri beep ki beep, uski beep beep) in most of the cases this feeling comes like this only. This feeling sometimes block your capability to use your mind in the present situation. Outputs sometimes are not good. I consider it the most dangerous feeling. (Ataa!!! Maajhi Satakli)

    12.   Feeling of Being Tired or Retired: I usually see this feeling in one of my friend.( I am planning to present him a bottle of Revital on his coming birthday). His glory is such great that even I start feeling tired after looking at him. (I pray Revital will work). You will normally start feeling tired after seeing him. I can guarantee that there must be someone in your surrounding too.  It also happens to you if you have to go to the office on weekends and Mondays.. (Yahaa har wo shaks udass hai jise Monday office jaana hai)

    13.   Feeling of Being Evil: The sleeping devil in you wakes up.. Bwahahahahahaha… Hmmm, new vehicle, lets hit some scratches. Animals lets hit some stones on them. Public property lets break it. Remember the Bombay Talkies -Murraba Story, the person sitting  above throws the bottle of murraba from upper berth to break it. Ohh yes the cruel one. That very feeling.

    14.   Feeling of Over Imaginative: The feeling which takes us to a world made by us with no flaws. From tomorrow I am planning to wake up early in the morning and I will start jogging, then running, then gym. I want to look thin. I will then participate in the run for a cause marathon and will win it. People will praise me. My name appear in Pune Times. I may then also participate in the International Marathon in Mumbai. Next Morning : Woke up at 9 am. 
      
    15.   Feeling Possessive: One of very sweet feeling when you start realizing that you are losing importance in the eyes of person you love most. The sweetest example would be when a new child is born in the family and is pampered more. The elder one start feeling possessive about Mom and Dad. In our childhood most of us who are bestowed with some loving younger siblings must have felt this feeling.

    16.   Feeling of Being childish: Another very sweet feeling. For me this feeling is when you are in relationship and you have the total freedom to behave childish. You can do any stupid thing and you love the fact that there is someone to look after you.

    17.   Feeling of Subordination or Bossy: That very feeling which let us behave like BOSS. Maybe while behaving with our sub-ordinates or with our juniors during our College days. Remember the time when we use to boss our juniors and order them to write our assignments.

    18.   Feeling Bamboozled (Confused) : One of the most occurred feeling especially when you are with your girlfriend. As for Example :
    She: Honey, I want to buy a magenta color foot-wears.
    Me: How exactly magenta looks?
    She : A shade of pink, but not exactly pink which looks like dark pink but not like strawberry pink.
    Me: (With a bamboozled face) Okay. (As if mujhe samjh aa gaya)

    19.   Feeling of Guilt: Done something wrong. Everyone must have, someday or once in a lifetime, knowingly or unknowingly but if you have then this feeling will not let you sleep in the night. This is the feeling which keeps you pinching from inside.

    20.   Feeling of Secretive/ Investigative: That feeling which forces us to keep things about ourselves or others to preserved in our heart. We don't say anything about them. These maybe good or bad (which is in most of the cases). But we keep them secret to save relationships.

    21.   Feeling of Love: Another great feeling to be in. It is the best feeling to be in. Yes the best of the lot. I don't feel like to say more on this apart from "Itney Logon main keh do aankho ko, itna ooncha naa bola karein log mera naam jaan jaatey hai".

    22.   Feeling of Studious: A very serious kind of feeling. In my case this feeling usually occurred very less during my study days. Yes, but there are people in this world who feels like study.

    23.   Feeling of Wasted: Sunday morning 11:59 am, you woke up and then sleep again. Woke up again at 2:00 pm had your breakfast and lunch together then decide to watch a complete season of your favorite serial- "HIMYM or Prison Break or Friends". At 8:00 slept again, so the feeling which pokes you that you haven't done anything in the whole day is the feeling of wasted.

    24.   Feeling of Sporty: You might be feeling that only masculine have this feeling. I don't think so. Anyone who is ready to experiment or anyone who can take jokes on him/her is sporty.

    25.   Feeling of Irrational/Illogical: This is the feeling which you might have felt if you've met an AAP supporter recently (Sorry AAP fans, you won't understand this). The feeling which makes you feel like it a total wastage of time and…..  (rehn de yaar, yehi feeling aa gayi)

    26.   Feeling of Buff: Friends, Game of thrones, How I met your mother, Big Bang theory, Sherlock. Dude! I only watch sitcoms. It is the new way to be in trend. (Zamane k sath chlna hai dekhna padega Tarak Mehta k darshako se jaahir maafi). A feeling when you realize everything on Indian Serials are totally stupid and English Serials are cool.

    27.   Feeling Killer: The very feeling when you meet somebody pugnacious. First of all they don't listen to you and they do anything to  convince you on their point. Yes you are right again the AAP supporters.

    28.   Feeling of Cowboy:  "Let's Cowboy up". I guess the phrase might have said it all but still it's when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.  The very feeling which keeps you ready for the things coming.

    29.   Feeling of bully: Many of us are the victim of the feeling. Yes, you can remember your Manager. Although, there are people who make this feeling as their profession. (Arey! Kitne aadmi they)

    30.   Feeling of Hope: Again one of the best feeling. The feeling which bring optimism. The feeling which keeps you can edge, the feeling which never let you lose, the feeling which lets you believe.  India needs 100 runs off last 5 0vers 8 wickets down. Dhoni is still on the crease. Yes we can!!! 

    31.   Feeling of Who-Gives-A-Damn! : The very feeling when you don't care about anything apart from yourself. (Why should I aakhir meri hi Zindagi hai)   My friend to me:
    My Friend: Hey dude, AAP will be contesting in this Lok Sabha Elections.
    Me: Who- Who-Gives-A-Damn!
    My friend: Sachin retired from all formats of the game.
    Me: Who- Who-Gives-A-Damn!
    My friend: Dude, look at your paunch. The speed at which you're gaining weight you will burst one day.
    Me: Who- Who-Gives-A-Damn!
    My friend: Dude! Result is out. You got 3 backlogs. I am All Clear.
    Me: Abey kya baat karr rha hai. :-O

    32.   Feeling of Irritation : The things which you piss off. Want to get this feeling, try a brawl with AAP supporters. (please don't carry a knife with you while trying this stunt)

    33.   Feeling of Being Neglected: I guess the worst feeling ever. It happens when your dear ones or anyone start neglecting you for any of the shortcomings. Shortcoming s may be off yours or theirs. You are very vulnerable and emotional during this feeling.

    34.   Feeling of Outburst: I find this type of feeling in people who keep neglecting small things but they store those small things somewhere in the back portion of your mind and on one fine day when  they have their mind full they will outburst they have all those points which you barely remember.

    35.   Feeling of Showoff: There are some people are in this universe who when purchase a new branded watch, jeans, shoes or underwear they like to exhibition it to everyone close around. Tag themselves with some 50 other innocent people in a new place they have checked in.

    36.   Feeling of "Wanna Be" :  Some people are COOL and some people try and become KOOL. This is one of the very dangerous feeling. This feeling will suppress all other talents you have and will make you something which is not you. Usually happens when guys see a stud chatting and flirting with girls or when girls see a that a lady among them is getting more attention than this feeling usually arrives. You try to copy them instead of developing your own style. And results most of the times are horrible.

    37.   Feeling of Being Alone : You are working in a metro city living far from your family. Room- mates are out of the town and your friends are busy in their office. Your internet is not barred and your laptop's screen is not working. You start missing your home and suddenly you start realizing that you are very alone, you don't have anyone in this big city of 35 lakh people. (Mind you : Aisi feeling bina gadgets k hi aati hai)

    38.   Feeling of eternal relief : I have one of the best example of this feeling. You are outside hanging out and suddenly you feel like going to the loo to pee but unable to do so since you don't have one nearby. You try to control yourself, you will walk slowly, your eyes will search for the various possible destination but don't find anything. No alone paths, no restrooms around nothing. You don't even want to speak to somebody and suddenly your eyes locate a very old washroom which was made in 1967, you slowly walk down to your destination with one hand closing the nose. After completing your mission you will feel an eternal relief which matches no other feeling in the world. :P

    39.   Feeling  of Existence : (Kya le k aaye they, kya le k jaaogey) People who are bored of their life or work routine find this feeling again and again. So, they leave each and everything and join Aam Admi Party. Just Kidding I mean they start looking for the existence of their life. (Some popular questions include Why are we on the earth, what is the meaning of this life etc etc)

    40.   Feeling of Being a Gyaani : Sometimes when you have some good knowledge you like to share it with people around but it turns out to be something in totally different way. There is someone in the group or life who always acts like intellect. Maybe someone who is from an entirely different world.  (Sometimes people make me feel like this.)

    41.   Feeling of Pride : This is one of the feeling which may make you ignorant. Everyone should be proud of himself or herself but the point is your grounds should be morally correct. This is one of the best feeling if your parents have this feeling because of you.

    42.   Feeling of "Being Special" : I usually have this feeling on my birthdays and I guess most of the men feel the same on their birthdays but it is just vice-versa in the case of ladies since everyone tries their level best to impress them by giving them seats in bus, by allowing them to take things first no matter how long you have been in this queue or by listening to them seriously if they are complaining. They always enjoy this feeling.                                              
    43.   Feeling of Sad: I guess the worst feeling among all. This is the very feeling nobody likes to be in but someday somewhere it appears in your life. The worst thing about this feeling is you don't like anything if you are in this feeling.

    44.   Feeling of Recovery: Another best feeling after gratitude, there is something special in this feeling that keeps you motivated and energetic to recover cover from any bad incidence you had recently.  (Even I am trying to recover, Somebody stole my Nike Shoes from temple).  #Listening to "Mujhe Jeene nahi deti hai Yaad teri." (Aankhe Aaj bhi us manhoos ko dhoondh rahi hai jisne mere jootey churaye). 




    45.   Feeling of Anticipated Joy:  Have you ever had butterflies in your stomach. If yes, then this is the feeling . In this you have a strong intuition that something good is about to happen to us. Being in this feeling is amazing.

    46.   Feeling of Scared : Red face, sweaty forehead and heartbeats running on full pace. This maybe because a dog running behind or people running behind. Maybe because of a movie or a incident. Another weird feeling to be in.

    47.   Feeling of Surprise : It is one of those feelings which takes you on the top of the world. Good in most of the times but if turned out to be bad then boss you are totally screwed.

    48.   Feeling of ambitious : The feeling which always keep you on your feet, the feeling which motivates you to prove yourself to the world, the feeling which makes you something . (#listening to Chand Tarey tod Laau, saari duniya par me chaau… bas itna sa khawab hai)

    49.   Feeling of Adrenaline Rush : A feeling of over excitement. It’s an extremely intense feeling which lets you do anything. If you are attacked by a dog you will notice an energetic feeling that gives you rise in strength to fight with him. You don't feel pain at that particular moment. There is a sudden boost in energy and rise in your breathing. But, it remains for a very short period. I wish If it could remain forever.

    And the last and the ultimate one 

    50.   Feeling of Wind-In-Hair: This is something to deal of the idea or the thought you have of which you are so sure that it brings a new motivation and happiness in your life, it is something which you don't share but it can be easily depicted from your face.


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